de luca 

a kid with a tiny dick and is the gayest kid ever

the girl said what a de luca

de luca by j December 27, 2004

de luca 

1) an occasion when one has demonstrated a poor performance 2) expressing dislike to one's situation or surroundings

Example 1
A: I dropped the ball yesterday before i could score
B: you de luca'd the ball?
A: yeah i de luca'd it
B: you dumb ass

de luca by nicdeluca January 12, 2009

Vito de Luca 

Remaining DJ of the two-men team who formed the infamous DJ band Aeroplane. This guy is like the second coming of Jesus, but if Jesus were this awesome dude with nice glasses and very good taste in music. Call it Jesus 2.0 if you will.
In many manuscripts, it has been said that Vito is capable of making your prostate jump up and down if you're a man, and making you ovulate right away if you're a woman.
The music from Vito de Luca is one of the few things that make the world better. It does not matter if you're a deadbeat with a deadend job, it does not matter if your dick smell like shit and women puke when they try to give you abajowski, it does not matter if your parents tell you that you'll amount to nothing and you're the result of a few tequila slammers and an oversized prophylactic. It does not matter if the last time you inserted your ugly weiner in a coochie was that last awkward new year's eve where you took advantage of your cousin's mentally disabled friend at the mental institute for blind catholic schoolgirls, DUDE, nothing will matter anymore.
Just lie down, stare at your ceilling, put the earwax-covered earphone in, select one of the many fine mixes this semi-god has to offer and let yourself be filled with this shiny ball of warmth. It will make everything just right, and if the feeling fades away, bro, play another one.

To sum this fuckin UD article up, Vito de Luca is da bomb.

Carl : Man, I just listened to the Aeroplane chart mix of may 2010...
Henry : So what ?
Carl : I love you man.
Henry : You queer.

Joshua : Man, you got canned from your job again ? What you did this time homes ?
Claus : I got caught red-handed smoking pot and getting my dick sucked by the boss' daughter in the supply room.
Joshua : Broooo, wrooong, in so many ways !
Claus : fuck it, play the Aeroplane Triple JJJ mix, I need it right now.
Joshua : you got it. Vito de Luca's gonna take care of your sorry ass.

Mother : Frank, come in here !
Son : Yes Mom ?
Mother : we gotta talk. Your father and I are getting a divorce. This sorry excuse for a man is getting a sex change operation, and I want to fulfill my dream of becoming the biggest cocksucker in midget porn. Plus you're an unwanted child, and I tried to perform the abortion myself by sticking sharpened chinese chopsticks in my cunt from month one to month seven.
Son : Man... I really oughtta check out the new Aeroplane mix.

Vito de Luca by Klisstoriss April 25, 2012

Alexander De Luca

Alexander De Luca has a gaping hole right between his two very bony legs.

Hey have you meet Alexander De Luca
YES, he has a huge pussy
Yes I fucked him

Alexander De Luca by truthwriter9000 July 21, 2022

luca de poggers 

luca de poggers is some one named luca and there friends like him so much they have named him luca de poggers because the a bestis of friends

luca de poggers i love you because you are my best friend

luca de poggers by BIG-M chocolate milk February 21, 2022

Luca de Wolff 

He is very dumb and not smart. He has no braincells and most of all is not intelligent. He is not very bright and is very dumb

Luca de Wolff is dumb

Luca de Wolff by julia the hottest bitch ever March 29, 2020

Luca De Marco 

Someone who is tantoe lekker ouwe

I am depressief and kan geen chicks krijgen, was I maar a Luca de Marco

Luca De Marco by Nietlucademarco November 21, 2021