dcoke

A bunch of dumbass nerds trying to start an internet phenomenon by adding an inside joke to an online forum.
It is synonymous with poser. See also nerd and asswipe.

Typical nerd/dumbass: OMGLOLWTFBBQ!!!!!!111

I'm on the internetz! I'm so cool

that everything i sae must be put in

public! DCOKE DCOKE

You: Sigh....

by ftlulz January 28, 2010

dcoke

the counter argument for g pepsi.

"yo wuddup adi! g pepsi g pepsi g pepsi!"

"NOOOOOOO, YO JARIN! DCOKE DCOKE DCOKE"

by rinarocks December 4, 2009

Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.

Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...

by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019

Cocker Docker

A large floppy-like penis

Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker

by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

Dookenfuck

Fucking someone with your pants still on.

Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!

by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020

scrotum docker

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!

( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.

by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011

Righty-Dokey, Skip.

A common phrase, possibly coined by Ade Edmondson in the classic british sitcom 'Bottom' and blockbuster 'Guest House Paradiso'.

Richie: Okey-dokey. I'll distract his attention, you swipe the leg.

Eddie: Righty-dokey matey-bloke flap old salty sea-dog amigo skip-jack jockstrap piano-tuner, let's see you balls this one up!

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Rik: Eddie! Another bloody day.
Time to get up.

(Eddie's voice): 'Righty-dokey, skip.'

by Raz91 November 25, 2010