daymne

person thats really nice with nice eyes good with talking to girls. major stoner loves music good kisser and good in bed

daymne is a major stoner

by asapmobstoner January 13, 2013

i'll be damned

Can be used in two different ways. One way being shock or surprise. The other way is more of a stubborn, selfpride thing meaning you refuse to do something, say something, believe something, etc.

Well, I'll be damned. Kenny fell in love with a hoe.

Or

I'll be damned if I stress over some girl.

by CTFMNiyah September 11, 2013

NO YOU GOD DAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT

NO YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. THAT'S FUCKIN UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT KID AGAIN, IM GONNA PULL OUT A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OUT YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LIL WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP

no you god damned little piece of punk ass shit. no. No.

by Abraham's Adversary May 29, 2017

the damned

The Damned were the first British punk band to get a record out ("New Rose") thus beating the Sex Pistols; and record a full-length album (Damned Damned Damned), thus beating the Sex Pistols.
Definitely the best punk band, and probably the best band in the history of the world.
Started in 1976 and still going strong.

*sings*

"And every night I'm there,
I break my heart to pleeeease
Eloiiiiiise
Eloiiiiiise"

*implodes*

by Charley May 13, 2005

Double dog damned

Yes the same phrase used in Hateful Eight but also a higher form of saying I'll be damned when someone with a southern accent says this phrase you know it's either really good or really bad maybe a bit of both

Guy 1: yo remember your phone you lost

Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: look on the floor
Guy 2: sees phone "well I'll be double dog damned

by Dont_panic_im_hispanic October 9, 2019

christ be damned

expletive. when used correctly: can terminally vapor lock the old and infirmed... cast fundies into apoplectic fits... generally focuses the attention of any individual or crowd.

when golfing, hook your first shot into the rough. yell "CHRIST BE DAMNED!!!!" ... followed by striking the earth with your driver. walk towards the cart. those two strangers in your foursome won't know what to think... and their game will likely be a bit off.

by angry bald guy October 7, 2009

damned if you do, damned if you don't

you're screwed either way.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't join the military during Vietnam. There was a war draft.

by Adrian May 10, 2006