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pokemon daycare
Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!
Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.
*Meanwhile*
Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*
Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.
*Meanwhile*
Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*
pokemon daycare by Rpgluvr13 July 10, 2017
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Children's Online Daycare
Call of duty. A place for inmature brats who think they are experts on weapons/tachticians/hackers, only know how to say fag and cry over losing. One of the worst gaming communities alomg with League of Legends...
Your friend: wanna play COD?
You: you mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!
You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon? Anything else is better! Heck even checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!
You: you mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!
You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon? Anything else is better! Heck even checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!
Children's Online Daycare by ShadowDAce November 24, 2013
damariz
The girl everyone wants to be friends with. Every guy dreams of dating a Damariz. She has beautiful brown eyes and full lips. This name is very rare and different; usually known as Damaris. She can seem shy in the beginning but later she becomes so energetic and crazy. If you're ever friends with a Damariz, never leave her because she is loyal, kind, and the best friend you can find.
damariz by Hateschool17 October 16, 2013
Damariae
Damariae mean he always been a leader very funny ,smart , fly , cute . Girls fall in love with him out of no where
Damariae by Damariae Gordon March 13, 2017
Damaris
Damaris comes from Dama, or lady, and aris, the goddess of trees. Damaris is sweet, intelligent, mature, proud, good decision maker, logical, reasonable, wonderful, handsome, rare, and magical. When seen one must bow in honor of her presence.
1. She must be a Damaris, for she is everything above!
"Oh Damaris, your presence brings honor and peace in this classroom."
"Oh Damaris, your presence brings honor and peace in this classroom."
Damaris by Damaris of course February 5, 2010
Damara
She is beautiful inside and out. She never tells a secret. You can trust her with anything. She makes the guys turn there heads because she is that beautiful. Damara has an amazing smile that you can see from a distance. Shes very athletic, is either in dance softball or volleyball. She has a very sweet heart , she is carrying and compassionate . She is also HILARIOUS. And can make you laugh any moment of the day, All of this makes her Damara.
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