Day-Mart

Nickname for Target. It refers to the late founder of Target, George Dayton, and also a pun on both Wal-Mart (whose founder is Sam Walton) and Kmart, whose founder is SS Kresge.

Marty: Wanna go shopping at Day-Mart?
James: What's Day-Mart?
Marty: It's Target, James. I call it that because Target was founded by George DAYton, like how Wal-Mart was founded by Sam WALton and Kmart was founded by SS Kresge.
James: Oh, I get it now! LOL!

by SuperNerd93 October 1, 2019

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April 28: Melanie Martinez day

On this day it's Melanie Martinez birthday and thats why we should devote this day to her

It's april 28: Melanie Martinez day

by Space_Giraffe April 28, 2020

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National Martin Day

- February 18th
- The day to celebrate all the Martins in your life
- Treat them extra special on this day!

e.g. Sally: “Martin is acting especially weird today, what’s his problem?

John: “Oh, you forgot that it was National Martin Day and now he’s sad!”

Sally: “That’s such an important holiday, how could i forget?

by martinsgirl4 February 18, 2021

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National Love Your Martha Day

The day in which you celebrate what a beautiful, amazing, strong, and cheerful person Martha is and you give them only the purest of love

1:omg do you know what day it is ?!
2:yea duhhh it’s National Love Your Martha Day so i gtg and love my girl

by catchthiswoah June 8, 2019

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Martin Luther King Jr. Day

A Monday holiday where men and women of all color, race and creed can celebrate a great man's life and struggle for equality, civil rights for minorities and the destruction of segregation, together.

Black guy - Yeah three day weekend! What are you doing on Martin Luther King Jr. Day?

White guy - Snowboarding, see ya Tuesday.

by Flipyoutoo March 4, 2009

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