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Taking a Sick Day 

Faking sick so you can stay at home for a day-long solo love-making session.
I'm taking a sick day to re-kindle my lost love with my left hand.
Taking a Sick Day by ?Måt¿ May 14, 2005

California Sick Day 

A euphemism for calling in sick to work so that one may stay at home and fist his or her significant other throughout normal business hours.

This does not require the employee to actually be ill. Instead, a California Sick Day is defined by the act of business-hours fisting, regardless of the health of the participants.
Employee 1: You missed the big meeting yesterday.
Employee 2: Indeed. I took a California Sick Day.
Employee 1: Up to your elbows in shit either way, right?
Often a baldfaced lie used to sueak out a couple of extra paid days off; employed to extend a long weekend, travel to an out-of-state Wednesday night rock concert, stay in bed all day with a new romantic interest, etc. Most people would rather come to work sick and risk infecting their colleagues than give up an illicitly obtained and healthy day of fun.
"Where is catherine today?"
"I saw her making out with some douche bag Lastnight maybe she took a sick day to get laid"
sick day by Waggon April 13, 2007
When a person working at an office takes a day of becuase he/she is qoute unqoute "sick". Usually they participate in an activity that is no where near their daily work related tasks.
I gotta take my "sick day" next week.
sick day by Max Smith November 7, 2003

Gamer Sick Day 

Condition that occurs starting at midnight the day a new video game is released consisting of fake flu or cold like symptoms reported to your boss, teachers, or parents. Popular games such as the Call of Duty, Halo, and many sports game series, have multi-player online gaming and every second matters to international rankings. It is very common for any gamer to get "sick" to take off school or work when a new popular game is released.
James, "COD Black Ops II comes out 11/13/2012, I can't wait!"

Joe, "Are you going to have "gamer sickness" and miss work again like when Halo 4 came out a few weeks ago?"

James, "It's a "gamer sick day", and yes I feel like crap already, I think I have the flu."
Gamer Sick Day by TuckDCconnect November 12, 2012
A sickness which causes the patient to have a day or multiple days off work. Usually contracted by yard staff or drivers. Patients usually display the following symptoms:
- sticky matress
- immense feeling of lazyness
- ability to not give a shit
- ability to let co-workers do their work
- enormous feeling that they are owed a certain amount of sick days a year.
Symptoms can quickly subside if administered a dose of self respect and a small amount of elbow grease.
Where is ........ today? It's okay he is having another sick day.
Has he phoned in?
No, he has texted in though.
Sick day by darkfruits1 September 17, 2018
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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