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David Muir 

The lead protagonist of the fictional Anime, “ABC World News.”
Olivia: Did you see David Muir the last episode of ABC World News last night?
Me: Yeah, it’s my favorite Anime. I think that at the end of the season, David Muir will go to Russia and battle Vladimir Putin.

David Muir 

Born Nov. 8, 1973, David Muir is the evening news anchor for ABC's flagship broadcast, "World News Tonight with David Muir," as of September 2, 2014. He has been called the "Brad Pitt of the evening news" and was named one of People's "Sexiest Men Alive,"...which are just the most interesting "awards" among his many others - Emmys and Edward R. Murrows. Because the truth is told, we all watch ABC see this stunning, gorgeous man who owns America's heart - David doesn't do the news; he IS the news. With chocolate hair, melting brown eyes, and a model physique - don't forget the killer style - David blows up his Instagram alongside his buddy, the darling puppy, Axel.

His newscast is the most-watched show across all of television. Even before that asserted the newscast's place with the most viewers, he also has the loyal Muir band who amass his social media to ca. half a million followers. It's no wonder Kelly Ripa and us love him - it's no wonder. From interviewing the pope, policing with Barack Obama, and getting the first interview with President Trump, we say his record and resume match that beautiful smile.

The easier definition would be this : my future husband! Yes, fine, 'my' can be 'your.'
David Muir hosts the most-watched newscast in America.
David Muir by DancerHeaven October 26, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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