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Asshole. Boring. But has a hung penis and will bend u over like he does to the Falafel
You are so Daryush
daryush by Daryush694 January 17, 2019
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The Persian Conquering King; has passed to his Iranian ancestors the ability to be the best at everything. Also, after kissing any girl, aforementioned girl will fall directly in love with him, although often denies this fact after getting rejected.
Girl 1: So you got with that guy last night?
Girl 2:Sure did, thing is, I think he's a Dariush.
Girl 1: You falling in love with him?
Girl 2: Yeah think so, don't tell anybody though because I think he's a bit of a player!
Dariush by SwedeBoy February 21, 2010
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Daryoush 

A derogatory word used to label someone who can't ride a bike.
"You can't ride a bike? You freakin' Daryoush!"
Daryoush by Ski_R589 October 20, 2006
Big dick, sexc asl, mr.steal yo bitch, Neva gts, good personality, pro fortnite player (better than bugha)
My bf name is Daryus and he make me wet💦
daryus by Mr.StealYoBitch October 13, 2020
darush , a person who loves when people doubt him
i would love to be darush
darush by kate millton December 28, 2016

Daryus Googenheimer 

They're taking his videos down too!?
Hym "It's literally everyone! They are trying to take down anyone even even peripherally associated to me! Anyone I reference! The got Daryus Googenheimer, they got Justin, they're getting everyone. 'God' is scared. We got him running for the hills. I'm coming for that booty. I'm undeterred."
Daryus Googenheimer by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
A weird friend that is most likely crazy and never fails to put a smile on your face though he is a little awkward to stay around
Classmate: Hey bro did yiu check out that daryus?
Me: That weirdo? Yeah hes f-ing crazy dude
Daryus by Kittycatsports53783 June 26, 2020
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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