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To be absolutely awesome in every way. Also to exemplify truly spectacular greatness by being affiliated with, known by, and/or loved by anyone named Darren. Being named Darren also is acceptalbe but it must be spelled D-a-r-r-e-n.
" Did you see that guy save a kitten while skydiving form a pink school bus? That was so Darrenish!!!!

darlening 

when a girl that doesn't answer her phone
this twat is darlening me again!
darlening by redjaber August 15, 2006

Darrening 

To lose your mind and go in a rage for no real reason
Someone beat him at a card game and now he is darrening
Darrening by Not a tom May 9, 2020
oh dam their is Darrein, I have no words to describe how awesome they are
darrein by characterless December 30, 2021

Obama Spill Darkening Solution 

Obama's re- election depends on him looking darker, that way he can be more appealing to the African American community and get their vote in 2012. President Obama recentley took a vacation to Panama City for a swim and to prove the water is clean.
scenerio
Obama: " Man, I need to look more black ,so all the niggas can vote fo me!"

Kanye West: " Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution my nigga, all it takes is a swim in the Gulf of Mexico and the black oil will turn you're skin darker, watch out fo them gay fish tho!"
The Obama Spill Darkening Solution works by adding oil spill water in your skin, waiting 5 to 10 minutes and the last part envolves getting a tan for another 10 minutes.

another interesting fact: The obama darkening solution helped white people scam the Alaskan government during the exxon valdez oil spill by turning them dark like the inuit people so they could get a compensation check for their polluted beaches.

darreline 

Darreline is a female version of a Darrel aka darrelict.

A darreline is a female darrelict, usually a dumb, stupid, or retarded ass, bitch.

Half a brain, or a few fries short of a Happy meal.
That girl is so dumb, what a darreline
darreline by Darrell Tarrell January 9, 2018