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darlenis 

the most prettiest girl you'll ever meet. has the best personality. loves memes and animals. makes everyone laugh, has awesome hair
OMG!! did you see darlenis? she looks so beautiful!!
darlenis by aestheticallyawesome March 14, 2017

darneisha 

A very pretty girl. She is the nicest girl your ever meet. She all about her paper and she sexy as hell. They don't make it like her any more.
If you find a Darneisha you better keep her.
darneisha by PoohmaOnFleek March 2, 2016

darrensexual 

the sexual attraction to darren westbrooke
a: did you see darren over there?
e: dude im definitely darrensexual after seeing that ass
darrensexual by timmytubbo April 2, 2022

Darrinism 

1. An inappropriate, crude, or shocking statement or phrase that is almost always followed by an exclamation of "Darrin!! Oh my god!!!"
2. Word vomit that is often intended to shock or surprise. Always overtly crass and inappropriate.
Darrin: well, if you didn't want to end up pregnant you should have taken it in the ass.
Linda: Darrin!! Oh my God!!!

Darrin: You know your boyfriends sperm count is high if you have to chew before you swallow.
Suzanne: Darrin!! Oh my God!!!

Darrin: So... Just wondering if your mom has plastic slip covers on her couch. Just wondering if she's a squirter or not?
Linda: Darrin!!! No no no! (Face palm)

Darrin: Here's a Darrinism for you...Bite the pillow, I'm coming in dry!!!
Linda and Suzanne: What the hell!!! No!!!
Darrin
Darrinism by Linzanne August 13, 2016

darnisha 

A remarkable singer choosen from heaven and born as a angel in heart.
Darnisha is just Darnisha.
darnisha by darnisha February 10, 2005

Change Darrens 

To make a huge change or alteration and not address it in any way. Inspired by the 60's TV show "Bewitched", where the actor playing Darren was suddenly replaced without any explanation, Dick Sargent for Dick York.
"Dude, you showed up with that new girl after being married for 15 years; I had to keep a straight face despite the fact that you totally Changed Darrens!"
Change Darrens by Roland D. Lebay September 14, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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