Dantony

A Greek demi-god who is extremely smart, fun, honest, loyal, and strong-minded. Likes to help friends or homeless people (donating). Is a good listener and better than therapists. The best friend someone could have in his entire life. If you have a Dantony in your life keep him, because he is very lovely and kind, and unique. Something they have is that they motivate people to do what they can’t do, plus always tries his best in everything. Has an extremely big penis size about 8 to 12 inches. A curse they have is that people will use him or despreciate him.

Dantony is mine.

by maryam75 November 22, 2021

Dantony

A Greek god who is extremely smart, fun, honest, loyal, and strong-minded. Likes to help friends or homeless people (donating). Is a good listener and better than therapists. The best friend someone could have in his entire life. If you have a Dantony in your life keep him, because he is very lovely and kind, and unique. Something they have is that they motivate people to do what they can’t do, plus always tries his best in everything. Has a penis size about 8 to 12 inches. A curse they have is that people will use him or despreciate him.

-Don't steal him from me.
-No, Dantony is mine!

by maryam75 November 24, 2021

Mark Dantonio

Wasnt he the guy who covered up sexual assaults by his players. See also Tom Izzo

Mark Dantonio should be in jail

by 101_real_nigga February 9, 2018

Daytony 500

A racing event held in Daytona Beach, Florida that is adjusted for the legendary owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig. When the cars finish a lap, a loud "MMMRRRRRAAAAAA" is announced throughout the track. On the last lap of the race, "MRRRRAAAA MRRRRAAAA MRRRRAAAA!!!" is announced. It is rumored that the man the myth, the legend Anthony Favata often makes appearances as well.

Guy 1: Yo we headin to the Daytona 500?

Guy 2: Nah man, today its the Daytony 500.

Guy 3: Oh ,so they're yellin "MRRRAAAA!!!! " after every lap.

Guy 2: Yea and I heard Favata might be there.

Guy 1: Yo our boy Favata!

Guy 2: Yo the Daytony 500!! WERE DUKIN NOW BOYS!!!!

by Daytony500fan February 22, 2017

Danton

A Russian god known for his extremely large penis and good looks

Gabbie: Wish good luck from Danton for tonight

Andrew: Allright, i'll need it

by Mike Jones!!!!!!!! January 26, 2009

Mark Dantonio

Head Coach of the Michigan State University football team since 2007. Known for his scowl, and his extreme hatred of Michigan, he has helped turn the Spartan Program around. However, his excessive hatred of Michigan, playing criminals on a regular basis, and getting his ass kicked by the big boys only makes him one of the douchiest coaches in college football.

Also, known for calling his mentor Jim Tressel, a "tragic hero" after his resignation from Ohio State.

MSU Fan: Mark Dantonio has kicked Michigan's ass since he's taken over.

MICH Fan: Bullshit, dude beat a lousy RichRod-led program, wait till he beats a good team before you start talking.

MSU Fan: Yeah so, he's 3-1 vs Michigan (through 2010).

MICH Fan: Yeah, well, he's a douche who will get put in his place when Brady Hoke is the coach.

by XYZ1000 August 5, 2011

Dantoniowned

1.) Being beat in football by a team coached by Mark Dantonio, whether he is coaching at Cincinnati, Michigan State, or any other school he may go to in the future. Always followed by an exclamation point!

1.) Next year Rich Rodriguez and the Wolverines are gonna get Dantoniowned!

by MSUSpartan October 16, 2008