Girl: Um Mike... Sorry, but can you put down the
remote for a second... we need to talk.
Mike: What bitch? I guess... I was trying to watching this Dancing with the Stars.
Girl: So I was looking at your Facebook profile and um, who is that girl Rwanda?
Mike: Man, that's just some other bitch that ain't you, I
luv you girl... now get over here and gankle my dankle.
Girl: Oh, Mike... you're so
sweet.