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a rat tail on the back of the human head
mike, pull my danklen out of your ass
danklen by clitchodus May 14, 2003
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Danglenectar 

The act of vomiting from taking too many drugs at a show then continuing to enjoy the show directly after.
Man 1: You went pretty hard last night, it was sheer danglenectar for you.
Man 2: Really, I dont remember a thing.
Danglenectar by demonhacker January 10, 2015
Related Words

Dankless 

"How could you be so dankless?"
Dankless by J. Pads October 5, 2009

Kadonka Dankles 

When kankles just can't cut it. If you see hooves, you will know.
Nothing can knock that bitch over, she's got some Kadonka Dankles supporting her ass!
A dick that hits your ankle.

An enormous penis that runs down your thigh and reaches your ankle.
Girl's at a club: "That guy looks like he has dankle budge"

or

In Bed: "Wow, you have a dankle *gasp*"

or

Whisper Song: "Wait till' you see my dankle
Dankle by Dominican Doctor September 28, 2012

gankle my dankle 

A sexual act where a female participant inserts a segment of her pinky finger into the male's anus while concurrently performing fellatio on him.
Girl: Um Mike... Sorry, but can you put down the remote for a second... we need to talk.
Mike: What bitch? I guess... I was trying to watching this Dancing with the Stars.
Girl: So I was looking at your Facebook profile and um, who is that girl Rwanda?
Mike: Man, that's just some other bitch that ain't you, I luv you girl... now get over here and gankle my dankle.
Girl: Oh, Mike... you're so sweet.

dankenstein 

The master kush of all kush, dank and buddha.Can only be grown indoors.
yo my dealer got the dankenstein and me and my homies were high for days, expensive shit tho, went for about 440/o.
dankenstein by Edm91 January 12, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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