danjim 

A weird ass nigga who will call your phone randomly, with a restricted number, without saying anything or doing anything. Generally harmless, although after a call you will usually feel like your cell phone has been raped.

"danjim called me again during class this morning, still got that pervy feeling from it"

danjim by mjbos July 2, 2018

Danimal Cocktail 

A delicious mix of Martell VS and Cranberry juice served over ice with the garnish of your choosing. A Classic Cocktail in every sense of the word and the signature drink of all hard partying fellas. Trust Me When I Tell You, this libation does not disappoint.

Huff: I hate every wine option that we have available here.

Kyle: I agree and to make matters worse, now they are out of Cream Ale.

Matt: What are we going to drink now?

Nail$: Barkeep! Pour us a round of Danimal Cocktails!

Danimal Cocktail by Falcon Thunder Fist March 24, 2022

danjuma 

Completely and utterly amazing, really sweet and will have you thinking of how good he is to you all the time and how you probably dont deserve him. Very smart and hard working. he is really funny, and not just in the "im-only-laughing-because-you-are-cute"way. has a great taste in music and fashion. An amazingly soothing voice, so good you find yourself not wanting to end a conversation with him. he has a beautiful smile. he is open to talk to and compassionate, might have a temper from time to time but he apologizes well mannered and also very handsome, the perfect definition of beauty and brains. his personality attracts a lot of people and its hard to let go but he somehow finds a way to make you feel special.
p.s he is also "pluck-out-your-eyes" annoying but you love him anyway.

what kind of person does everyone need in life...Danjuma

danjuma by Mizmo.. March 20, 2017

DanJamSlammedHisNan 

A fucking retard with a cheesy face.

Man, DanJamSlammedHisNan this night!

DanJamSlammedHisNan by The biggest idiot in history January 1, 2019

Danimal 

Any man that was given the birthname of Daniel or Dan that is a savage pornstar in bed, who goes for hours just to bust once, and then does again just for the sport of it. Also known for his borderline alcoholism.

Girl 1: "How was your night last night?"
Girl 2: "Danimal came over, now I can't walk without limping, in fact I think I need a wheelchair."

Danimal by D:D August 29, 2008

Danimals 

The most baller yogurt drink this side of the Mississippi. Never fuck with a nigga that drinks Danimals, it's common sense. Danimals has been known to numb emotions and increase the blood flow to your dick, causing raging erections and sporadic tantrums that could cost you your aorta.

Nigga 1: "Oh shit son, that nigga's packin' Danimals."
Nigga 2: "Shutup."

Danimals by OriginJM November 15, 2007

Danimal 

Dan·i·mal Dan-uh-muhl

–noun

1. Any male named "Dan" with a unique ability to be the life of the party or consume copius amounts of alcohol and remain functional in social settings.

The night really sucked until Danimal showed up!

Danimal by budlightlime March 11, 2010