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Dankwanker
One who, after failing to complete a story due to mild interruption and his own impatience, masturbates furiously to relieve his self-loathing.
Hey, have you seen Little Dee lately?
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker
Dankwanker by UMadDavis? October 14, 2014
Dankwanker
An individual who becomes ensconced with rage after losing his train of thought during an anecdote, story, or sexual recounting. Often, immediately after interrupting himself, the dankwanker will toss objects and retreat to his hideaway for savage masturbation.
"Hey did that Davis guy ever finish his story?"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"
Dankwanker by the_tiniest_D[avis] October 15, 2014
Dankwah
A really beautiful girl with lots of strengths and power, she mostly falls in love with blonde guys and is always happy when it comes to food, she can also sing really good, she’s mostly a Scorpio and loves helping out her friends, she’s been through a lot but she’s getting way better! What a good observation
Dankwah by Lauraaaaa666 March 17, 2019
Dankwanker
A person who lacks the ability to continue a story after being cut off in the middle of it. Generally a dankwanker will become unnecessarily angry and lash out at those close to him, so that he will then be left alone to relieve himself indignantly.
"Hey man, did your buddy just cuss you out and leave?"
"Oh, him? Yeah he's just being a little dankwanker today, he'll get over it."
"Oh, him? Yeah he's just being a little dankwanker today, he'll get over it."
Dankwanker by LittleDeeDavis October 15, 2014
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