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Dankwah
A really beautiful girl with lots of strengths and power, she mostly falls in love with blonde guys and is always happy when it comes to food, she can also sing really good, she’s mostly a Scorpio and loves helping out her friends, she’s been through a lot but she’s getting way better! What a good observation
Dankwah by Lauraaaaa666 March 17, 2019
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Dankwah • Dankwanker • Dakwah • Dankah • Dankaholic • dankwagon • Dankwalrus • dankwhiff • Darkwah • dank wank
Darkwah
Darkwah is a living legend.
He is more or less gods gift to football, with his mindblowing technique and hunger for goals, this guy is unstoppable. He currently plays for Rochdale, also known as "the dale", but there's no doubt about his amazing skills. he is the Boogeyman of football
He is more or less gods gift to football, with his mindblowing technique and hunger for goals, this guy is unstoppable. He currently plays for Rochdale, also known as "the dale", but there's no doubt about his amazing skills. he is the Boogeyman of football
Lad 1: "Oi mate, 'ave ya seen this Darkwah bloke over 'ere, he's bloody marvelous!"
Lad 2: " yeah i knae, but I've lost me fackin cig!"
Lad 2: " yeah i knae, but I've lost me fackin cig!"
Darkwah by Dodgyfella November 21, 2010
Dankah
A weak or spam-like effort of a video but still has a slightest bit of charm. (Such as Youtube Poop).
Usually on video hosting sites such as Youtube, U-Stream and Live Video.
Ad: Dankery
Vr: Dankang, Dankad
Usually on video hosting sites such as Youtube, U-Stream and Live Video.
Ad: Dankery
Vr: Dankang, Dankad
Dankwanker
One who, after failing to complete a story due to mild interruption and his own impatience, masturbates furiously to relieve his self-loathing.
Hey, have you seen Little Dee lately?
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker
Dankwanker by UMadDavis? October 14, 2014
Dankaholic
Bailee: Man I need da' dank right now.
Nolan: Where's Avia?
Avia: I got da' dank
In Harmony: Were dankaholics
Nolan: Where's Avia?
Avia: I got da' dank
In Harmony: Were dankaholics
Dankaholic by FafKogan69 February 27, 2009
Dankwanker
An individual who becomes ensconced with rage after losing his train of thought during an anecdote, story, or sexual recounting. Often, immediately after interrupting himself, the dankwanker will toss objects and retreat to his hideaway for savage masturbation.
"Hey did that Davis guy ever finish his story?"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"
Dankwanker by the_tiniest_D[avis] October 15, 2014
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