dairy farmed
"dude, I was running late for work today and my roommate totally dairy farmed me right before I jumped in the shower"
dairy farmed by 6'4"fastguy February 6, 2010
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the dairy farmer
When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.
Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!
the dairy farmer by Stagmen February 23, 2017
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you fight like a dairy farmer
The best insult EVER CREATED.
Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate
Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate
you fight like a dairy farmer by Memma June 23, 2004
Dairy Farmer's Arm
The sexual act of inserting an arm into a persons vagina or anus up to the shoulder.Much like a dairy farmer inspecting a cow.
Dairy Farmer's Arm by MightyMehr February 23, 2017
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Dairy farmer by Blip dog August 13, 2019
Mexican Dairy Farmer
A depraved sex act involving 3 men gangbanging a pregnant chick, while simultaneously sucking on her lactating breasts. The chick then proceeds to return the favor and consumes the hot creamy milk that the 3 men produce after thoroughly probing all of her holes.
oh man last night was so awesome, we totally gave this pregnant chick the mexican dairy farmer last night, that milk was so tasty
Mexican Dairy Farmer by The Mexican Dairy Farmer December 29, 2010
dairy farmer
a girl who specifically enjoys semen on her body, and goes to extra lengths to extract it from men, much like a dairy farmer does to a cow.
dairy farmer by Frank mcdoogles June 10, 2007
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