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Someone who fakes an injury to get of work
Mark: I can’t do that, my back hurts. I need to work in the office

Ashley: you fucken dairy farmer
by Blip dog August 13, 2019
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Aug 7 Word of the Day
A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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a girl who specifically enjoys semen on her body, and goes to extra lengths to extract it from men, much like a dairy farmer does to a cow.
John:man that bitch was a dairy farmer last night.
Mike: uuuuggghhh
by Frank mcdoogles May 15, 2007
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A woman or man who engages in milking a man's prostate. This is done by entering through the anus and pushing against the prostate causing an ejaculation.
That girl Katrin milked me last week, she is a hell of a dairy farmer.
by Qcipher October 18, 2018
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