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daily star 

Shite British tabloid that focuses on C-list celebrities and the plight of the average joe to become semi-famous. Marginally better than the sun, due to the fact it has good coverage of horse racing.
ooh aah worst by far.
daily star by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
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Daily Star 

A rubbish tabloid rag which is sensationalist, spreads fake news and conspiracy theories. They are the same newspaper who believed that the moon landing was a CIA hoax, claims that the 9/11 was an inside job and that the bible predicted it, says that an asteroid is approaching the planet earth and that the end of the world is upon us every month. They even claimed that Aliens are coming and created article on how to protect your brain from mind control. They say that using a 'thought screen helmet' prevents aliens from performing any kind of mental control over us. I wouldn't reccomend reading this paper if you are concerned with reliable information because this paper will just end up shoving conspiracy claptrap in your head if you are easily brainwashed.
'Daily Star are a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists and doom mongers'
Daily Star by UltimateDoge February 21, 2021

Visayan Daily Star 

An "English"-language newspaper published in Bacolod city, in the Visayan region of the Philippines.
Has been in circulation for several decades but interestingly, the quality of writing has stayed at the 3rd grade level. However, the tabloid journalism and idiotic reporting makes for an occasional good laugh.

Currently, the paper is used as the mouthpiece of the city's colorfuldouche bag mayor, Evelio Leonardia, who is renowned for being Bacolod's first mayor to wear a dirty sanchez proudly.
Me: Honey I need more toilet paper.
Chrysee: Here's the Visayan Daily Star, dear!
Me: Thanks!
Visayan Daily Star by naknumm September 7, 2007

dailystormer 

Dailystormer.su
A website owned and operated by Andrew Anglin and Andrew Aurenheimer (Weev).
They are right wing site that hates Jews and wants to stop immigration. They say they are not neo Nazis but “ people with practical solutions to practical problems”. They say they are a Christian news site that is the “most censored site in history”. Andrew anglin also calls himself a “seasoned bitch hater” who wants to put women in cages and strip them of their rights. The news sites views are Christian white nationalists who in their own words

“We want:
The Constitution, The white race, Families,Christianity, Prosperity, Freedom
We do not want:
Communism, Immigration, Homosexuality, Feminism, Free trade, Austerity, Repression and suppression of our natural rights, Jews”
Did you see the last dailystormer article?
No,why are you reading the dailystormer are you an anti Semite?
NO NO I just look to see the other sides opinion

Ok jeez
dailystormer by Dersturmer January 15, 2021

starched doily

Ejaculate on protruding ruffled inner folds of skin of the external female genitalia (labia minora).
Her starched doily was dripping ejaculate.
starched doily by Lee Metcalfe March 21, 2007
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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