( dāg-tās'tĭk)
adj. or n.
a portmanteau of the noun dag, a euphemism for sheep dingleberries, and the adjective 'fantastic,' meaning awesome. In other words "awesome dingleberries"
T:"I amgod. And good too."
J:"You are a dag."
T:"No, I am dagtastic."
A white substance from 'kuribitbet' or 'pandakaki puti' plant, a Philippine tropical shrub, which is used traditionally by young boys to make their penises fully ready to be circumcized. They put a small amount of the substance around their 'burat' or glans penis which will then get very itchy. Because of the itch, they will not feel any pain as they pull down the skin covering the 'glans penis'. As the skin is being pulled down, the penis will become 'sakat'.
1. Kung hindi ka pa sakat, lagyan mo ng 'dagta ng kuribitet' 'yang burat mo. (If your penis is not yet ready for circumcision, apply some 'dagta ng kuribitbet' onto your (glans penis) dick head.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.