A older single guy with a dominant streak whom a much younger girl finds attractive. Doesn't have any children so he ends up spanking his young girlfriend in the ass for fun. Usually ends up being a boyfriend of a girl with daddy issues. In sexual situation, the girlfriend's conversation will always go along these lines:
"I'm ready to be spanked now daddy"

"When can I get to play with it daddy?"

"You make it hurt so good daddy"

"Daddy can I be your good little girl?"

"Daddy, please punish me daddy"

Ray: Look at Trey strutting around with those two hot college chicks! How can I get those?

John: Dude, you're not attractive, you're just 28 and already have a demon of a kid you never disciplined. Basically, you don't have daddyism.

Daddyism by Troy007 December 19, 2012

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Daygasm

a totally bitchin' day, often including super-fun activities that may get you buzzed just out of sheer pleasure, such as playing in a creek, swinging, and skipping down the trail playing the ukulele. pina colada smoothies may also be a main ingredient.

the first day of spring break was a TOTAL daygasm.

Daygasm by Mister Rainey April 2, 2010

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daygasm

something totally awesome and amazing that happens to make your whole day awesome and amazing, such as hanging out with bitchin' people, winning the lottery, having a pina colada smoothie with your best friends, or walking down a trail while playing the ukelele and singing a song about tacos while random strangers give you the look.

"Having breakfast at IHOP with you guys was a total daygasm."
"Hooray! Three daygasms in a row! This is the best week ever!"

daygasm by lifasweknewit April 7, 2010

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