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a totally bitchin' day, often including super-fun activities that may get you buzzed just out of sheer pleasure, such as playing in a creek, swinging, and skipping down the trail playing the ukulele. pina colada smoothies may also be a main ingredient.
the first day of spring break was a TOTAL daygasm.
Daygasm by Mister Rainey April 2, 2010
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something totally awesome and amazing that happens to make your whole day awesome and amazing, such as hanging out with bitchin' people, winning the lottery, having a pina colada smoothie with your best friends, or walking down a trail while playing the ukelele and singing a song about tacos while random strangers give you the look.
"Having breakfast at IHOP with you guys was a total daygasm."
"Hooray! Three daygasms in a row! This is the best week ever!"
daygasm by lifasweknewit April 7, 2010
An event that happens, usually with someone you like, that turns a bad day good or a good day better. Parallels that of an orgasm, but for your day. Sexual in orientation.
I am having a really crappy day.
Boyfrann sends flowers to my work
.... Causes daygasm.
Daygasm by Rb's princessP October 6, 2009
DAYGASM as defined by me is a day from start to finish when everything goes your way. All lights are green, all people are saying yes to you and it also might be a very successful financial day.
OMG, I am having a DAYGASM.
Daygasm by ThudDriver June 12, 2026
When your dad gets overly excited from something dorky that only dads like
I knew dad would have a dadgasm from the terracotta display at the met.
dadgasm by Billy Goldstein April 14, 2016
When a man has an orgasm without ejaculating. A portmanteau of dry and orgasm.
I thought I had creamed my shorts right in the middle of my speech, but fortunately it was only a drygasm.
Drygasm by Jaques February 10, 2005
A dry orgasm.
Generally occurs after an excessive amount of wet (conventional, ejaculatory) orgasms in too short a period of time. The testes lack the requisite time to "recharge" and thus no ejaculation accompanies the climax.
Also possible: a discharge void of sperm, comprising only the fluids, released by the prostate, through which sperm are carried. This discharge would be clear in color, much smaller in volume as compared to a regular ejaculation, and much less viscous.
I had sex five times and jerked off two times in one day, and when I jerked off the third time, I had a drygasm.
drygasm by Mr Carmine January 12, 2006
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B)
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A)
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B)
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