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I'M your daddy 

The obvious answer to the question, "Who's your daddy?"
MARVIN: "WHO'S yor daddy ?!"
UD USER #40923.3: "Son, I always meant to tell you, I'M YOUR DADDY."

NANCY: "WHO'S ya daddy.(?)
UD USER #35013.6: Baby, I'M YO DADDY. Lemme show you the family jewels.

BOBBY KNIGHT: "Hoosier daddy!"
MENTAL WARD ORDERLY: "Alright Mr. Knight, here's your medication. I need you to keep your outbursts under control. Now, let's all have a good Knight." (under breath:) "I'M Y'DADDY and don't you forget it!"
I'M your daddy by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006

I'M your daddy 

when a baby faced guy shorter than 5'8 tries to talk shit
SUM TING WONG:"talks shit in chineseAMERICA HAS A HISTORY OF A LESS THAN 200-300 YEARS, AT MOST 400. WE HAVE 5000 YEARS OF CHINESE HISTORY COMPARED TO THAT. 26 CHARACTERS IN YOUR VOCABULARY WHICH YOU CANT MAKE ANYTHING FROM, I CAN USE A THOUSAND WORDS TO TALK TO YOUR 18 GENERATIONS OF ANCESTORS, FUCK YOUR MOM."
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"

I'm yo daddy 

Friend whos yo new daddy
Friend 1.yo Mike
Friend 2.yeah Fred
Friend 1.i'm yo daddy
Freind 2.wait why
Friend 1.i kinda got yo mom pregnant so we're getting married
Friend 2.well dad... Build me a robot version of yo mom
I'm yo daddy by godgody June 10, 2020

your the baby I'm the daddy 

When you have a MILF/cougar who you have to let know she your baby and you are the daddy
your the baby I'm the daddy

your the baby I'm the daddy 

When you have a MILF/cougar and have to let her know she the baby and you the daddy!
your the baby I'm the daddy

I’M DELETING YOU DADDY 

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% COMPLETE..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% COMPLETE.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% COMPLETE.... ███████████] 99% COMPLETE..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯TRUE💯 DADDIES ARE IRREPLACEABLE 💖I COULD NEVER DELETE YOU DADDY!💖 SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER 👪DADDIES👪 WHO GIVE YOU 💦CUMMIES💦 OR NEVER GET CALLED ☁️SQUISHY☁️ AGAIN❌❌😬😬❌❌ IF YOU GET 0 BACK: NO CUMMIES FOR YOU 🚫🚫👿 3 BACK: YOU'RE SQUISHY☁️💦 5 BACK: YOU'RE DADDY'S KITTEN😽👼💦 10+ BACK: DADDY😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
i’m deleting you daddy means

IM DELETING YOU DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% COMPLETE..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% COMPLETE.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% COMPLETE.... ███████████] 99% COMPLETE..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯TRUE💯 DADDIES ARE IRREPLACEABLE 💖I COULD NEVER DELETE YOU DADDY!💖 SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER 👪DADDIES👪 WHO GIVE YOU 💦CUMMIES💦 OR NEVER GET CALLED ☁️SQUISHY☁️ AGAIN❌❌😬😬❌❌ IF YOU GET 0 BACK: NO CUMMIES FOR YOU 🚫🚫👿 3 BACK: YOU'RE SQUISHY☁️💦 5 BACK: YOU'RE DADDY'S KITTEN😽👼💦 10+ BACK: DADDY😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
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