daddy google 

The name someone calls google when they use google 24/7 like cheating etc, they also believe everything they see on google

Girl 1: i get a hundred percent on my test because i used google!

Girl 2: so your a daddy google girl?

daddy google by An0ny-m0use December 2, 2020

Google Daddy 

When a thirsty chick trys so hard to keep her man from leaving her, she sends him googled pictures of positive pregnancy tests to keep him around

Dayum dude, this chick ive been trying to get rid of is trying to make me her Google Daddy.

Google Daddy by Vulgarswag November 7, 2015

Hey Google define daddy 

When you have sex with your Google device. It can vary between a chromecast, chrome book, pixel, nest home or WiFi. Sometimes if you spunk in the USB port you can sometimes fuck up the connection if you know what I mean.

Hey Google define daddy.
Google: just stick it in there.

Hey Google define daddy by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

daddy goggles 

The tendency for dads to think their sons are way better athletes than they really are.

Dad: Man my son should be the shortstop on this baseball team, he is the best kid we have.

Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.

daddy goggles by DROD76 October 28, 2015