Someone who is on the prowl for a single man with children, aka a Daddy. Usually, a single lady who has children of her own and wants to find someone who is on the same page in life because she is sick of childless men not being able to relate her limited availability, general tired appearance, low energy etc.

After the kids go to bed, I'm going online for some good clean daddy digging.

I try to go to the grocery store during peak daddy digging hours, usually in the middle of the night.

I'm not a gold digger, but I am a daddy digger

Daddy Digger by CoolHandSarah February 27, 2017

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driggle the diggle daddy

The most sexiest, racist, homophobic, cock sucker, and best fingerer you will ever see.

Person 1: Woah have you ever heard of Driggle the Diggle Daddy?

Person2: Oh yeah, he is all over the news, he’s my role model for sure!

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driggle the diggle daddy

The most sexiest, racist, homophobic, cock sucker, and best fingerer you will ever see.

Person 1: Woah have you ever heard of Driggle the Diggle Daddy?

Person2: Oh yeah, he is all over the news, he’s my role model for sure!

driggle the diggle daddy by Driggle the Diggle Daddy August 4, 2022

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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