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dandylions

Lions that are extremely happy or playful.
Fred and I went to the zoo and saw some dandylions there.
dandylions by garr8skot January 22, 2009

dirtylionel

A middle aged man living inside the walls or roof of a persons hous, only coming out at night to suck unsuspecting toes or fingers.
A Dirtylionel watches your mother sleep whilst standing in the corner of your parents room waiting to surround het pinkie toe with his soggy, toothless mouth.
dirtylionel by Cwispy boi April 29, 2020

dactylorrhea 

Diarrhea of the fingertips. Incessant and wearisome typing of unimportant information. A disorder closely related to logorrhea, dactylorrhea became an epidemic after the creation of Facebook and Twitter.
I had to block her News Feed because that girl had a serious case of dactylorrhea!
dactylorrhea by villynn July 1, 2011

Dandylion 

The act of ejaculating in a condom, removing said condom, puncturing a hole at the tip, then slapping a sexual partner(s) in the face with the condom.
Omg, after sex I dandylioned that whore Joanna!! There was cum everywhere!!!!
Dandylion by J. Mateos June 14, 2008

dandylion 

a girl who acts tough but is really just insecure and sad
Joe: What is betty doing? why is she hurting all those girls?

Mike: Aww, shes just being a dandylion
dandylion by XxxxomgxxxX January 31, 2010

dactylonomy 

the act of someone counting numbers using their own fingers
He loved dactylonomy, he even felt that finger counting should be mandatory when counting in general.