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Damage Limitation
Damage limitation means actions you take to limit or offset the damaging effects of an accident or error. Well that’s the official line anyway, but in most cases what it means is the person responsible for the fuck up Running around like a striped ass ape in order to cover their own ass and prevent any of the shit flying around from sticking to them.
Camilla Batmanghelidgh’s idea of damage limitation is to cover her own fat ass and blame everyone else.
Damage Limitation by AKACroatalin January 16, 2016
Sperm Damage
Pain, that transcends physical or mental limitations, and affects the very genetic makeup of your future children. It is more severe than brain damage.
Occurs most often when someone says something so dull, insipid, or moronic that it causes mental distress/pain.
Occurs most often when someone says something so dull, insipid, or moronic that it causes mental distress/pain.
A: Bro, if you lost all your fingers, would you still try to masturbate?
B: Dude, your question just gave me sperm damage.
B: Dude, your question just gave me sperm damage.
Sperm Damage by MicahJoe February 11, 2022
collasseral damage
collasseral damage by SHLA September 10, 2012
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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