Da Monkey 

An STD like "HIV" "the clap" "drippy dick" and other STD's you dont want to get.

Da Monkey is bad s#it so stay away from them guy/girls that have it!!

It burns when i pee i think i got DA MONKEY!!!!

Yo homie dont hit that joint that shawty has DA MONKEY!!!

Come on doc dont tell me i got DA MONKEY!!!

Da Monkey by CJthaDJ June 12, 2008

Da Monkey 

sexually transmitted disease, most closely associated with hoes in defferent area codes. Da Monkey can be HIV, the clap, etc. Deff. Something you dont want.

Also know as Da Monk

I Had To Wear 2 condoms and pull it through my boxer so i will not catch Da monkey

Oh It Burns When I Pee I Think I Got Da Monkey

Da Monkey by CJthaDJ January 4, 2009

glenny da monkey 

likes to tickle frogs and be very funny boy

glenny da monkey is my best friend

glenny da monkey by your neighborly hackor April 24, 2023

dA fUnKy mOnKeY  

1) A user of gaiaonline who can reguarly be seen in the GD. Laid back and very kind but don't piss her off or she will throw a shoe at you!
2) A silly monkey who likes to get down and dance
3) a person who is down with the funk
4)pure awesomness and sweet as honey too

Oh Mel is dA fUnKy mOnKeY !

dA fUnKy mOnKeY by KitKatFormbrickBrak March 23, 2009

Monkey in da hole 

Alfie sucks balls

On a Friday night, Alfie’s fave thing to do is put da monkey in da hole

Monkey in da hole by Samrules9 March 17, 2022

Da Money Train 

A reference for the hallucinogenic drug DMT.

DMT (full name Dimethyltryptamine) is a powerful hallucinogen, originally sourced from Amazonian plants but now produced synthetically. It is one of a number of drugs known as short-acting tryptamines. Its sister, 5-Meo-DMT is up to 10 times more powerful, but highly toxic. Both drugs have quick and very intense hallucinogenic effects. DMT comes in crystalline form and is usually smoked from a pipe or bong in very small doses.

Yo Bro, turn on the lights. We about to ride Da Money Train.

Da Money Train by RidenDatTrain! November 24, 2009

married to da money 

meaning nobody is serious enough so u gotta marry da money and stay on da grind

im married to da money and stay on my grind😼💰💍

married to da money by sexiest bitch ever January 20, 2018