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When recanting friends with a story and you realize that they are not paying attention you finish the story quickly by adding; "Then I fucked him in da-ass HARD!"
Scot: So the other day at work I was talking to Rod about the updates to the database....then I fucked him in da-ass HARD!
Da-ass by Snkpak May 27, 2005
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Fuck me in da ASS 

When a girl wants to get SO horny, that she want YOU men to FUCK HER IN DA ASS.
Logan: Urrr... Jake... F...fuck me in da ASS. Ooooh! ooh oh oh oh oh HARDER! C'mon fuck me HARDER. Ooooooooh.....
Jake: I'm getting wet too babe... Wait... UUUGGHHHH... Yesssss.

wassup wit da ass 

When u trying to get a girl to come over, send pics, or possible fuck
Yo baby wassup wit da ass
wassup wit da ass by Wtfwtfboi December 23, 2017

jack a da ass 

Jack ass and dumb ass combined
My employee's husband was a jackass and a dumb ass during the corona virus pandemic, a, Jack a da ass.
jack a da ass by Hairnana April 28, 2020

National slap da ass day

U gonna smack a boy or girls ass on April 12th
Slap! Omg it’s national slap da ass day

whoop da ass 

slapping, kicking , and bet that ass but not in that good way basically fighting. Also known as i just beat da ass
bitch that's why yo momma left you ass dirty slut

oh hecky nah imma whoop da ass
whoop da ass by baby.nyaaa September 15, 2016

the one who fukd u in da ass 

comeback to the boring joke, “who asked”
Chad: who
Tyler: who asked
Kevin: the one who fukd u in da ass
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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