d3pressed_cat 

a meme-page owner who is heavily obsessed with charli xcx and angel olsen. they have rly pretty eyes and love painting their nails<3

"hey did u see d3pressed_cat 's new post? they rly want bagels rn"

d3pressed_cat by faec.cor3 June 30, 2021

Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat 

Noun (paradox)

When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.

The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.

Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.

Ex. Trump blatantly refusing to bring forth witnesses to defend himself whilst claiming to be 100% innocent. Let’s all forget how law works and become philosophers. This absolutely has nothing to do with my party affiliation, I swear. A real case of Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat.

Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat by ImTheEyeholeMan January 17, 2020

Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit. 

When a baby is lying on his front without any clothes.

Dad: Son, its time to wake up!
Mom: Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.

Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit. by DogeBrother318 August 25, 2022