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Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat
Noun (paradox)
When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.
The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.
Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.
When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.
The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.
Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.
Ex. Trump blatantly refusing to bring forth witnesses to defend himself whilst claiming to be 100% innocent. Let’s all forget how law works and become philosophers. This absolutely has nothing to do with my party affiliation, I swear. A real case of Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat.
Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat by ImTheEyeholeMan January 17, 2020
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Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit. by DogeBrother318 August 25, 2022
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