d3pressed_cat 

a meme-page owner who is heavily obsessed with charli xcx and angel olsen. they have rly pretty eyes and love painting their nails<3

"hey did u see d3pressed_cat 's new post? they rly want bagels rn"

d3pressed_cat by faec.cor3 June 30, 2021

Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat 

Noun (paradox)

When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.

The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.

Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.

Ex. Trump blatantly refusing to bring forth witnesses to defend himself whilst claiming to be 100% innocent. Let’s all forget how law works and become philosophers. This absolutely has nothing to do with my party affiliation, I swear. A real case of Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat.

Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat by ImTheEyeholeMan January 17, 2020

Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit. 

When a baby is lying on his front without any clothes.

Dad: Son, its time to wake up!
Mom: Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.

Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit. by DogeBrother318 August 25, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004