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D.O.U.C.H.E. Party 

Dumbasses Outside Useless Churches Hosting Events

A large gathering of people outside a church participating in some sort of organized activity.
"So I was driving down the street today when I passed by this D.O.U.C.H.E. party outside of the First Baptist Church."

Ernie: "Hey man, my church is having a bake sale on Sunday to raise money. Do you want to come help out?"
Brandon: "No thanks, I hate D.O.U.C.H.E. parties."
A D.H.C. is an acronym for "domesticated house cat". It is used to classify a once man-lion who is now tamed by his girlfriend".
Ever since he got a girlfriend, he's been such a D.H.C.
D.H.C. by Mike Scenery April 5, 2010
D.H.C. or Dirty Hippy Chick in long form, are primarily found on message boards that prophesize about the end of the world coming in 2012. At first meet they encourage you to think of them as spiritual guiders. They find all their wisdoms in the stars, and don't need any factual evidence to get 100% behind a cause. They are often found with 9/11 truthers and Ron Paul sympathizers. Their rightful birth mark comes in shape of herpes.
Hey! That D.H.C. stole my friend's copy of the first season of Arrested Development.

After an hour of her talking about government conspiracies and Mayan calendars I knew I had a D.H.C. on my hands.

No way am I gotta hit that, she's a D.H.C., a herpes string carrier.
D.H.C. by Gentlemanlyscholarofdoom January 18, 2009

D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D

D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D:
Delightful
Inspiring
Courageous
Kind-hearted
Honest
Empathetic
Amazing
Determined!
Your a D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D!
D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D by EggyBread February 22, 2026

C.H.U.D. 

1.Acronym for "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller"

2.The most dazzlingly significant piece of cinematic history.
"Stick that bitch down the sewer hole with the rest of the C.H.U.D.'s!"
C.H.U.D. by Dark Klown XXX October 20, 2006
A girl who is a total bitch. People hate her and she has no friends. She plays soccer and is often talked about behind her back.