d minor

the chord you play when your girlfriend asks you your size ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Person 1- What is your…size( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person 2- *strums chord* d minor
Person 1- oh

by koЯn is tasty July 29, 2021

D minor

The saddest of all keys. People weep instantly when they hear it.

This song is in D minor. It's called "Lick My Love Pump".

by Nigel T. October 22, 2005

d minor-ese

a language spoken by people who speak in d minor

person 1: "what language do you speak"
person 2: "d minor-ese"
person 1: "what the fu-"

by wipe my creamy teeth May 24, 2021

Toccata and fugue in d minor

a very spooky piece composed by J.S Bach. it is famous for being overoused in old horror films

person 1: let's watch some old horror films
person 2: OK
*toccata and fugue in d minor plays*
person 1 & 2 are shaking in fear*
person 1: this is so spooky!
person 2: i agree

by DabibestboiOGG July 13, 2021

4/4 String Ostinato in D Minor

A suspenseful and ominous song that every sailor knows means death and impending doom. Usually heard out at sea, avoiding this song should be your number 1 concern when sailing.

“Oh no, Spongebob, quick, Reel it in! Can”t you hear the music?! That’s a 4/4 String Ostinato in D Minor! Every sailor knows that means death!” - Eugene H. Krabs

by BryanBKool November 21, 2020