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Pronounced “minn-er-d

A special move where a guy named Min forces a minspire type move which then causes the victim to be rendered in a state of immobility, with all senses still intact. Minspired victims are then subjected to hours upon hours of marching band torment, as well as the endless jitter clicking torture method.
Person 1: No please! I have a family!!
Min: *uses Minspire*
Person 1: NOOOOOOO
Min: You’ve been MINerd!
Miner’d by Minspired August 26, 2022
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miner diet

diet consisting of eating nothing for an extended period of time with the intention of losing weight. Cannot be used in conjunction with any other diet.
Mike: Dude, did you see how much weight Matt lost?

Nate: Yea man... He must have been on the miner diet because he was fat a month ago.
miner diet by freshness guaranteed September 5, 2010

Chilean Miner Deep 

Suzie: Dang, little Bobby was Chilean Miner Deep in me last night.
Sandy: Wow, Suzie, did they have to send in a rescue team?
Chilean Miner Deep by Newkixchic January 29, 2012

Coal Miner Deep

When having anal sex and you go deep into her ass. You go as deep as a Coal Miner does into a coal mine.
CC went Coal Miner Deep on his girl last night
Coal Miner Deep by ReverendDecker November 9, 2015

4/4 String Ostinato in D Minor

A suspenseful and ominous song that every sailor knows means death and impending doom. Usually heard out at sea, avoiding this song should be your number 1 concern when sailing.
“Oh no, Spongebob, quick, Reel it in! Can”t you hear the music?! That’s a 4/4 String Ostinato in D Minor! Every sailor knows that means death!” - Eugene H. Krabs
The saddest of all keys. People weep instantly when they hear it.
This song is in D minor. It's called "Lick My Love Pump".
D minor by Nigel T. October 23, 2005

Toccata and fugue in d minor 

a very spooky piece composed by J.S Bach. it is famous for being overoused in old horror films
person 1: let's watch some old horror films
person 2: OK
*toccata and fugue in d minor plays*
person 1 & 2 are shaking in fear*
person 1: this is so spooky!
person 2: i agree