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dittle my skittle 

To stimulate a woman's clitoris. If you know what you're doing, she'll orgasm, If not you'll have a really sore hand and a pissed off chick.
Oooo baby, you know I love it when you dittle my skittle.
dittle my skittle by prettypresley October 4, 2008
Absolutely nothing
Matt: Hey Luke did you get any from that girl last night?
Luke: I got dittles.
Dittles by Pietruszka October 9, 2008
A baby chicken. Colloquialism is indigenous to rural Appalachia.
That mother hen will flog you if you get near her dittlers.
dittler by ChickenGod December 15, 2004
Dittle:

A self explanatory series of advents.
"A Dittle does, as a Dittle does."
Dittle by Guardian Smoke February 26, 2013

dittle picking

The act of distroying items while having too much free time on your hands.
Please don't tear up the remote control by dittle picking with it.

Stop dittle picking and get out of the shower.

This whole day i have done nothing but dittle picking.
dittle picking by mannman November 4, 2009

Dittleyang 

a gangity motherfucker who got no rizz FOR NO REASON! he should be gettin bitches but he doesnt
Bro you are a motherfucking DITTLEYANG, MAN!
Dittleyang by Game Prime February 18, 2023
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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