A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.

"The Black Scottish Cyclops, now extinct!"
-The Spy

Black Scottish Cyclops by Blutarch Mann November 22, 2013

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Cyclopentylaminopropane

A mild stimulant drug that some people use for a cognitive edge, and/or psychical edge. Effects include alertness, increased strength, and desire to do things. It's far weaker than amphetamine. However, it's stronger than caffeine. Though stronger than caffeine, it's unclear whether it's clearer than caffeine, or more jittery and aggresive than caffeine.

Dudu: Cyclopentylaminopropane is awesome! It helps me get motivated.

Cyclopentylaminopropane by CognitiveFuel October 17, 2014

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ride the cyclone

Ride the cyclone is the best musical to ever exist, following the story of 6 teenagers who perished on a faulty roller coaster called the cyclone. They are all stuck in limbo and have to sing to achieve the prize of living again. It features many different types of genres of music. It IS the best.

“Woah whats your favorite musical ever?”
“My favorite musical and the best ever is ride the cyclone”

ride the cyclone by Littletinyturles July 30, 2022

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