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cyclomethane

It's an impossible structure in organic chemistry, along with cycloethane. The lowest cyclic structure is cyclopropane. For all the non-chem people, think about it like this. There's no polygon with 1 side or 2 sides. The polygon with the lowest number of sides is a triangle with 3 sides.
* in Orgo class *
Kid who thinks they're cool: Excuse me teacher, how does one draw le CYCLOMETHANE?! HAR HAR HA...
Teacher, who doesn't want to deal with this kid: * slaps kid in the face with the textbook * Get out of my class RN, pleb!
* kid runs out of class crying *
cyclomethane by TSALB MOOB January 6, 2019
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cyclonite 

A boy with odd acttractions to meat products, although this attraction is weakened when other foods (e.g.: pinapple) are with the meat.
that meat is floating toward you as if you were cyclonite...
cyclonite by KamaKAzii February 17, 2003

Cyclotex 

Cyclic vortex.
Another word for twister or tornado.
Another cyclotex rips through your local trailer park leaving a wake of shrapenal littered throughout the landscape.

Cyclonut 

The man with the cyclonut was not ashamed of who he was.