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Cybermonk 

A monk in present day who can proficiently use modern computers and technology, somehow has access to advanced scientific equipment in their monastery that would normally be difficult to obtain and spend their time assisting heroes in catching bad guys with their technological skills.

They have a strange tendency to show up in high-tech espionage movies starring Dennis Rodman. Some are known to dance.
The cybermonks in Double Team have been collecting information on Rome for over 500 years, and helped Quinn find his missing daughter.

The cybermonks in Simon Sez can dance.
Cybermonk by Cybermonk October 17, 2011

cybersocial

The online equivalent of being social, such as chatting to friends via messenger services or participating in an online discussion forum/community.
"I'm not antisocial, just cybersocial."
cybersocial by beeurd September 23, 2005

cybersomnia 

The act of staying up till all hours of the morning diddling around on the computer and waking up at some unreasonable hour with your keyboard stuck to your forehead.
Karen: Dan, what's up with your neck today?
Dan: I was up all night on the computer doing research. Have they found a cure for cybersomnia yet?
Karen: You're an asshole!
cybersomnia by amisstree October 13, 2009

Cybercondriac

An individual that reads symptoms of illnesses on the net and begins to believe they're sick.
Jane was reading about high blood pressure on the internet, now she's positive that she's going to have a heart attack, I'm thinking she's a cybercondriac
Cybercondriac by AnnAnnieB January 6, 2008

Cyberbonding 

The act of emotionally and/or psychologically joining with another person that you have never physically met but feel that you know extremely well via the Internet based on interactions in blogs, discussion posts, social media groups and online gaming platforms.
Please don't think me a stalker but I must admit that I have started cyberbonding with David Crosby based on his accessibility on Twitter. It really feels like I know the guy now and that I can call him a real friend.

I have been playing Candy Crush Saga with Brend-ahh for over a year now but we were cyberbonding within the first week based on our mutual affinity for deep-fried Twinkies. I hope you join with someone this way someday.
Cyberbonding by MCBassGuitar April 6, 2015

Cyberholism 

noun
1.the condition of being an cyberholic.
2. the most common known cause of calloused fingers.
3. what you have when you become adept at multitasking both typing and masturbation.
1.Jonny couldnt look at the keyboard without his hands shaking or getting a hardon ...thats when he knew he had become a cyberholic.
2. when someone says hello to you in a online chat room and you get instantly aroused.
3. Hallucinations :an illusion that the person is (cyber) sexually appealing to someone else.

Early Warning Signs:
1. Spastic fingers
2. If you have ever lied about how much you cyber.
3.If the sound of typing makes you wet.
4. If your home page is set to SexChat.com.
5.If just by reading the word cyber you start humping your keyboard.
6. Buying a computer because it looked sexy on your desk at home.
7. the letters "O" ,"H" and "M" are worn out on your keyboard example "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!"
8. You buy a plastic keyboard cover... just incase you get lucky.
9. Getting so frustrated by not finding someone to cyber that you start pming yourself just so you dont fall out of practise.
10 ... You understand all the jokes in these examples. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your sex life. We suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under the first sexually uninhibited (real) person you can find. And don't take your laptop.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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