That premium metallic good good that you slide into when you do not have a human partner. You could also just stick your dick in a DVD player and see if that does anything for you...
Aw god my internet is so slow. It took so long to download that Cyberpussy last night.
My dick is sore after crushing that VHS player last night.
My dick is sore after crushing that VHS player last night.
by Aidan Decoco August 02, 2016
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