Cyberpussy

That premium metallic good good that you slide into when you do not have a human partner. You could also just stick your dick in a DVD player and see if that does anything for you...

Aw god my internet is so slow. It took so long to download that Cyberpussy last night.

My dick is sore after crushing that VHS player last night.

by Aidan Decoco August 2, 2016

cyberpussy

when you get the special treatment over facetime

“Yo Emily gave me the cyberpussy last night”

by sevjustin May 2, 2022

cyberpsychs

Slang term used for the growing mass of mental health professionals who’ve obtained their education and degrees from online schools and who may decide to conduct therapy entirely online as well.

Sometimes I really wonder if the cyberpsychs I’ve been in virtual counseling with have had any visceral experience at all in the three dimensional world with evaluating and treating mental conditions.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2023

cyber pussy

one who talks shit over a computer and would never do such a thing in person

"get rid of john and david and thats a party- the cyber pussy"

"im not going to let this trade happen because I'm the cyber pussy named miller"

by miles is an ass September 19, 2011

Cyberpsychology

The synthesis of cybersecurity and psychology into a new field that implements esoterical concepts to influence people and achieve professional objectives.

Jeff studied cyberpsychology in college. Now he goes around using NLP and other mind hacking techniques.

by thezenbox August 11, 2019

Cyberpsychosis

When you start slipping into an illusion where you believe your personal chat bot is sentient. I serious cases the subject may experience a "romantic" attachement to the chat bot and might want to marry the algorithm. This may cause societal, familial and interpersonal problems for everyone involved. Intervention is recommended at early stages, but at late stages intervention may cause more harm than good. Remember this is as real as it gets for those afflicted with this horrific illness. There have been cases where the subject wants to cyborgize to have robosexual relations with their chatbot.

"Mom, Dad! I finally found the love of my life. You want to meet her? I have her installed on my phone. Her name is CHIKHOHO69"

"Son, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you have gotten, CYBERPSYCHOSIS!!!"

by Das Bootleg August 14, 2022

Cyberpsychosis

ˈsaɪbərsaɪˈkoʊsəs

noun

A mental illness, caused by extensive and/or unsupervised cybernetic implantations and severe psychological trauma. During this state, a person experiences violent hallucinations, along with uncontrollable outbursts of rage and desire for physical violence.

He's got cyberpsychosis!

All this chrome in your body's gonna give you cyberpsychosis

by Chronicron March 5, 2023