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cyberchondriac 

Someone who spends their time searching medical websites for diseases they convince themselves they actually have

Similiar to a hyperchondriac
'Then i went on this website and found out that i actually have diabetes AND chronic fatigue!'
'Dude...you're a cyberchondriac'
cyberchondriac by el January 7, 2005

cyberclavin 

Noun

The mailman who delivers your email.
When asked if you received a certain email yet, you reply, "No, the cyberclavin hasn't delivered it yet."

email
cyberclavin by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 12, 2010

Cyberbeard 

A made up fake girl friend that closeted homosexuals create on the internet to fool intolerant associates.
That dude T created his self a cyberbeard to pertend he's straight.
Cyberbeard by Steve Polychron January 18, 2013

Cyberchase 

A PBS Kids show where 3 kids and a weird bird fly around inside a computer world trying to save "Motherboard" from "The Hacker", and teach kids simple math.

Why is it so relative to what the government's doing today?
"We have to save Motherboard from the Hacker!"

"Ew, ew, DOUBLE ew."

"What is a fraction?"

"Cyberchase was made possible by viewers like you. Thank you."
Cyberchase by EWewDOUBLEew December 16, 2011

cybertard 

A cybertard is someone who is ignorant of the way that things work on the internet even after having had enough time to learn, especially when it comes to internet scammers. The definition may extend to people who are clueless about other internet knowledge, such as basic html coding, how to navigate an online forum, etc.

A cybertard is someone who lacks "cyber smarts" (akin to "streetsmarts").

Syn: permanoob
"John fell for that MySpace phishing bulletin and his account got hacked... he's such a cybertard".
cybertard by Demiurge December 14, 2008

cyberwar 

A disagreement between websites that morphs into a battle to take the other website down or flood the site with spam. DoS (denial of service) or DDoS (distributed DoS) attacks are normally the ways chosen to shutdown the other site.
People from ytmnd and ebaumsworld had a cyberwar when bauman stole a animated GIF of Lindsdy Lohan uncited.
cyberwar by Darklust July 20, 2006