cyber athlete
The nerd tries to justify his social shortcomings by declaring himself a cyber athlete, making him more 1337
cyber athlete by El Zoido August 30, 2004
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cyber athlete
cyber athlete by Cactuar December 21, 2002
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Cyberathlete
1. A computer gamer that competes in the official tournaments of the Cyberathlete Professional League (CPL).
2. The term is sometimes used to define a person that competes in computer game tournaments for cash prizes.
3. A registered trademark of the parent company of the CPL.
2. The term is sometimes used to define a person that competes in computer game tournaments for cash prizes.
3. A registered trademark of the parent company of the CPL.
Cyberathlete by angel October 6, 2003
Cyberathlete
Someone with such exceptional skills at computer games that they are considered a professional, competes in tournaments for great sums of money, and may represent his/her country in some sort of Multiplayer Olympics. Athlete is used in its broadest possible term here, as they are not known for their physical strength or ability. May possibly be referred to in the near future as "CyberAthl33t".
"That guy is a athlete? Are you sure, he looks like a nerd, only somehow even geekier!?"
"Yes, I am an athlete. I play games, which somehow counts as a sport and physical recreation, even thought the most exercise I get is opening soft drinks and periodically scratching my ass."
Nerd: My hero!
Normal Person: Since when is Counter Strike a sport?
Professional Athlete: Cyber what?
"Yes, I am an athlete. I play games, which somehow counts as a sport and physical recreation, even thought the most exercise I get is opening soft drinks and periodically scratching my ass."
Nerd: My hero!
Normal Person: Since when is Counter Strike a sport?
Professional Athlete: Cyber what?
Cyberathlete by Digital Messiah August 22, 2003
cyberathlete
a computer freak who has spent 8 hours a day or more getting good at a computer game. They can then compete for money in competitions held around the world.
cyberathlete by jay_121985 August 17, 2003
cyberathlete
An oxymoron to no end. An athlete is one who participates in a physical sport.
Games are exactly the opposite, you fucking losers. Get a life.
Games are exactly the opposite, you fucking losers. Get a life.
cyberathlete by whatever August 22, 2003
cyberathlete
cyberathlete by Aaron August 22, 2003
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