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cumjack
cumjack by Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor March 10, 2008
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cutjack • Cutback • catjacking • cumjack • Cumjacket • cumjackulate • cumjackum macpoulet • CutbackMack • Cutlack • dc cutback
dc cutback
A gay ass but licking shamp who is proud of his peruvian and italian pride.
A person who is in love with Filomena and has a tiny ass d
A person who is in love with Filomena and has a tiny ass d
dc cutback's likes to touch other boys because that is how they roll and he is od fried and is madly in love with men named John Russo
dc cutback by 1/2 guineas and a jew March 6, 2008
cumjackum macpoulet
They way that a black guy would ask for a McChicken at McDonalds in french (Montreal North). Cumjackum is jibberish they say and macpoulet is the McChicken
French version:Ouais Ouais, cumjackum macpoulet avec les grosses frites la et grosse mmm coke la.
English version:I want a McChicken with both big fries and big coke
English version:I want a McChicken with both big fries and big coke
cumjackum macpoulet by Penuse May 9, 2005
Cutlack
To provoke and annoy anybody around you when your drunk, then to claim you not being annoying but to keep going on about it, making them self even more annoying.
A Cutlack normally has a beard and a very messy hair style that is balding
A Cutlack normally has a beard and a very messy hair style that is balding
V.early morning time, people around you very drunk and at the state where you want to be left alone, a Cutlack lack will then start drilling you in the ribs with his hands (what a cock!)
Cutlack by Ivan P Spongenuts April 3, 2005
cumjackulate
(read to self in the voice of danny devito. )
30 min after pounding off and your jizz coma sticks the lips of your cock together, you try to rock a piss, but your dicklips wont open so your bellend swells and expands with piss to the point of a massive explosion from the dicklips of your meat hammer known only as a cumjackulation.(cumjackulate)
30 min after pounding off and your jizz coma sticks the lips of your cock together, you try to rock a piss, but your dicklips wont open so your bellend swells and expands with piss to the point of a massive explosion from the dicklips of your meat hammer known only as a cumjackulation.(cumjackulate)
this morning i pounded off then went to school and tried to rock a piss, but my big black dicklips exploded in a cumjackulation all over the urinal, leaving piss and strings of pisscum everywhere. fuck janitors. AND nigger cooks! i just said fuckit, and cranked out a gnarly chud in the tard urinal.(cumjackulate)
cumjackulate by chompy the bird with teeth January 18, 2013
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