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cutie slim jack

A prude piece of shit who is cute but wants to be a hoe
Damn sarah is such a cutie slim jack she totally wants to bang Greg but is grounded for getting a B in her Bio class
cutie slim jack by CSJ18 January 11, 2017

Cutie Softie Sweetie Pink Bubble Princess Kitty 

The cutest thing ever existed in the universe. AKA Ruoying Wang
Ruoying Wang is THE Cutie Softie Sweetie Pink Bubble Princess Kitty.

Curie's doorknob 

A sexual act in which a (preferably mildly to moderately radioactive) rod is inserted into the anus and rotated.
Yeah, me & my chick went out to Marie Curie's house a while back, and she let me turn her Curie's doorknob, if you know what I'm saying!
Curie's doorknob by Altoids? August 14, 2018

Cutie Spam 

When a couple is in a group chat and they bombard you with cute messages to a point where one of them is removed for the safety of the participants
"who's my beautiful butterfly"
"oh I don't know"
"The girl who's with me"
"OH BABE"

Guys stop with the Cutie Spam
Cutie Spam by Mutumbo April 20, 2015

Cutie Squared

Cutie squared is CutiexCutie
Cutie Squared by Meloplant April 3, 2021