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Cute Cum 

A Cute cum is when a guy prematurely ejaculates in front of a girl which causes embarrassment for the guy but is found to be endearing by the girl.
I was screwing some chick last night and I had a cute cum.
Cute Cum by HHHWins May 28, 2016
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Cute cum burger 

A fruit that has a green outside and a light green/white inside

cute cumber 

What you call a person when they're extremely adorable
You could be my cute cumber ;)
cute cumber by Red smoke November 17, 2014

Cute-cumber 

When you’re on a diet and still want the girthy noms! GET YOU SOME CUTE-CUMBER!
I dont want Rangoon, get me some Cute-cumber!
Cute-cumber by MS.M-R January 14, 2021

Cutecumbering 

1. The art of choosing an appropriate cucumber for masturbation from the fruit shop or grocery store.
Brad: What are you doing today?
Katrina: I'm off for a wax and then going cutecumbering.
Brad: Sweet. Have fun and bring some home for me.

Cutecumber 

A person that identifies themselves as a cucumber and is very cute.
Mr. Kurk is a cutecumber and has no proof to deny that claim.
Cutecumber by LizzyNyaa June 18, 2019

kentucky tuesday cutecumber 

when a female inserts a cutecumber into her cooch. but first it must be covered in salad dressing and left inside for atleast 7 hours. these are preferably done on tuesdays. origonated in india as the pickled cave. later changed to the kentucky tuesday cutecumber.
guy one: whats that in your pants? its wednesday.

girl: oops.

guy two: oops.

kentucky tuesday cutecumber
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