Cutecumber

A person that identifies themselves as a cucumber and is very cute.

Mr. Kurk is a cutecumber and has no proof to deny that claim.

by LizzyNyaa June 18, 2019

Cutecumbering

1. The art of choosing an appropriate cucumber for masturbation from the fruit shop or grocery store.

Brad: What are you doing today?
Katrina: I'm off for a wax and then going cutecumbering.
Brad: Sweet. Have fun and bring some home for me.

by Mildred Beeverhausen June 12, 2009

kentucky tuesday cutecumber

when a female inserts a cutecumber into her cooch. but first it must be covered in salad dressing and left inside for atleast 7 hours. these are preferably done on tuesdays. origonated in india as the pickled cave. later changed to the kentucky tuesday cutecumber.

guy one: whats that in your pants? its wednesday.

girl: oops.

guy two: oops.

kentucky tuesday cutecumber

by jakegilmann June 14, 2008