cushta 

a rather ugly and unattractive individual

err star check tht cushta over there

cushta by lewshin March 16, 2008

custard dragon 

When someone swallows so much cum they begin to cough it up

God look at her go she's going to be such a custard dragon later

custard dragon by (•) (•) June 4, 2017

custad

"The great one". Best Jamaican basketball player of all time. Roy Hibbert got nothing on him. ASAP.

You played amazing and reminded me of custad

custad by BruhmiteBruhmiteBruhmite December 2, 2016

cowardly custard

Another name for a shit-bag. Taken from the lion in The Wizard of Oz

He is a cowardly custard, hiding behind his ebay posting I.D.

cowardly custard by Terence Dactyl July 2, 2014

Custard Cruncher 

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

Custard Cruncher by custard001 September 26, 2018

Rhubarb and custard 

A euphemism to describe the oozing from and infected orifice.

Doctor I don't know what it is, but it looks like rhubarb and custard.

Rhubarb and custard by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Fishfingers and Custard 

The only food that the Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.

I need... I need... I need....... Fishfingers and Custard!

*The Doctor gets a custard mustache*

Amelia Pond: Funny.

Fishfingers and Custard by heyitsyouknowwho November 5, 2011