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Princess curtains 

Curtains that are split in the middle & held to the side with decorative tassels or something similar. The left side looks like the letter K.
I Love my Princess curtains so much! I even made the shower curtain into Princess curtains!
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prosciutto curtains 

Piss flaps or labia majora that resemble a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked.
That chick I hooked up with had really sexy prosciutto curtains that hung down like soft fleshy saddle bags and made me hungry for antipasto.
prosciutto curtains by sbp1029 November 5, 2013
As per top definition “... you know what isn’t a word? Cunther!” Spoken by Coach Steve in Big Mouth series 2 episode 10, ironically used by Jessie’s Hormone Monsteress Connie, as a derogatory description of Jessie’s mother Shanon as she is driving Jessie to a therapist:
:-)
Funny as fuck
Connie to Jessie re Shannon
“... Punch this Cunther in the face WHILE SHE’S DRIVING!!’”
Cunther by Lord Pooter of Wingham January 19, 2019

Beige Curtain 

A boring girl, as interesting as beige curtains in a motel room. A Beige Curtain does not recognize humor and has no edge. She's generally devoid of her own interests outside of her boyfriend and shoes.
"Hey, man. Are you still seeing Brenda?"
"No way. Talking to her is like pulling teeth. Total beige curtain."
Beige Curtain by Uncle Fun September 25, 2012
You know what's not a word? Cunther.
Cunther by EnvoyArmageddon October 13, 2018

cunthurt 

The female specific version of "butthurt".

It is commonly used to refer to women who act emotionally erratic, unreasonable and sulkily over trivial things, that caused them to be offended. (especially when it happened ages ago)
Thus it is most commonly applied to third wave feminists by people with common sense, sorry, sexist shitlords.
Mrs. Cunthurt: OMG, like I can't believe my dad told a blonde joke to his friends in front of me and my mom!

Friend: *Sigh* You're bringing that up again? Seriously, that was in 6th grade. You're 30 right now!

Mrs. Cunthurt: What?! You're taking his side?! Do you realize how sexist and demeaning that was?!

Friend: Oh shut up and don't be so fucking cunthurt, woman!
cunthurt by Etsin February 10, 2015