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cunthair 

can you turn the tv down just a cunthair?
cunthair by rubensinclair April 30, 2003

Cunthair 

Smallest unit of measurement used in everyday American construction industry
It's a cunthair off level/plumb/square etc.
Take and cut a cunthair off this 2x4.
Cunthair by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008

cunthair 

Again used for small measurements, typically used in Canadian construction. Can be altered by adding in "Make it a red head", which usually means, just a little more.
Hey Bob, cut a cunthair off that 1/2 inch copper pipe. Make it a red head.
cunthair by Rocketman1973 December 16, 2011

Red cunthair 

This term denotes an even smaller measurement than a cunthair
Its a little too big, just take a Red cunthair off it.
A unit of Measure that means small, but actual Value depends on Application
Presion machinist says "I need to shave a cunt hair off this part" .0001 inch
Carpenter Says "I need to bang that stud a cunt hair to the left" .25 inch
Astronmer says That Astroid missed the planet by a cunt hair" 60,000 miles
Cunt Hair by Sitazencain September 25, 2008

Cuntfairy 

A gaylord fairy, who's also a cunt, finds taking pictures of lights highly amusing often named regina... Nancy Drew is anything but a cuntfairy
Girl: Yeah, brittney just took a picture of the light and is laughing
Guy: What a cuntfairy!
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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