cunty bumpkin
cunty bumpkin by ClownBoy June 21, 2006
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Cunty Blumpkin
similar to the traditional Blumpkin but designed for the womans pleasure. Oral stimulation of a female while she proceeds to squeeze out her tampon into the toilet.
I gave my girlfriend a Cunty Blumpkin last night and it was delicious to the taste and very desirable.
Cunty Blumpkin by Damian MacNeill February 5, 2009
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Cuntry Bumpkin
Like a "Country Bumpkin" but isolates the term to someone of the female gender. Removing the "u" in "country" insinuates the person is not only dumb but a b*tch as well double entendre.
Retarded ignoramus on the real!
Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).
Retarded ignoramus on the real!
Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).
Tie Jo: Girrrl, my feets is so tirred. I can't waits to get home ann eat me sum fried chikin, smash potatoe and gritz.
Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!
Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!
Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!
Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!
Cuntry Bumpkin by Alejandro Sanz April 29, 2009
Cunty Blumpkin
A real fly ass homie who you cant find any other words to describe, cause they are both your cousin and your dad. Usually within the confines of a trailer park or hobo shanty village.
Cunty Blumpkin by amanblah December 8, 2018
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cunt bumping by Claudeguy March 31, 2017
cuntry blumpkin
cuntry blumpkin by shank6 December 7, 2009
cuntry blumpkin
In a moment in evolutionary history, Skeeter thought, "My sister done blumpkin me all the time. Maybe I can do that for her." And the first cuntry blumpkin was performed...with mixed results for Skeeter got many splinters on his chin from the outhouse's wood toilet.
cuntry blumpkin by onendone January 7, 2011
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