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You have to be an absolute Retardlican to believe anything Trump says.
by onendone August 21, 2022
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Licking a woman's pussy to the point of orgasm while she sits on a toilet and defecates.
In a moment in evolutionary history, Skeeter thought, "My sister done blumpkin me all the time. Maybe I can do that for her." And the first cuntry blumpkin was performed...with mixed results for Skeeter got many splinters on his chin from the outhouse's wood toilet.
by onendone January 7, 2011
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