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cuntsucker 

much like a cocksucker...but far worse
Hey cuntsucker...get over here.
cuntsucker by Dudley Watts October 27, 2004

Cunthooks 

From the classics of literature:

"Jay, you're my friend and all, but you better keep your damn cunthooks offa Daisy before you get shot to death in a swimming pool!"

F. Scott Fitzgerald, 'The Great Gatsby', 1st Edition published 1925 by Goatse and Sons, New York.
Cunthooks by Bob Goon June 11, 2003

cuntsickle 

A cold hearted woman who's a cunt.
My daughter is sick in the hospital and my cuntsickle boss won't give me a pay raise to help pay the bills.
cuntsickle by FRAGaLOT August 23, 2007

CuntSickleStick 

someone who:
-is nasty
-looks trashy

-sleeps with anyone or anything including animals
-trys to have sexual intercourse with random objects

and they usually have lots of STDs.
"they're lookin like a straight up CuntSickleStick today!"

cuntrocket

A penis that has seen the inside of many cunts.
Best used if the penis in question can go very fast and/or is very large.

Can also be used as an insult.
My cuntrocket fucking pwnd you, bitch.
"Look at that emo!" "I know, what a cuntrocket."
cuntrocket by Master Cuntrocket July 29, 2008

cuntsuck 

Slang for cunnilingus as practised by adolescents and pre-adolescents in the North of England. Mainly because they think they invented themselves and don't know the correct term.
Bored boy to equally bored girl:
"Eh, Sharon, you wanna coom up the fields for a cuntsuck"
Girl to boy:
"Watevva, but doan expect me to wank you off, smeghead"
B: "How about sucking me?
G: "in your dreams, cheese-dick"
B: "OK, but doan blame me if I get bored and stop just before you come".
G: "Just try it, Wayne"
cuntsuck by Huexiong September 7, 2008
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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